【Touhou】Shiu UNITED Extreme Alice Assault Arc 【Translated】


Wait. What? The hell is this? What’s going on here?! Right next to the Kirisame Magic Shop… …was the famous, well known “Purple Bean sprout” Their space was the combined A and B. The two of them looking so cosy together. Anyway the initials would sound better if they were M and A… …just a collab I was promised in the near future. I firmly grab my furled catalogue. It really means nothing but… It IRKS me. I got just one thing on my mind… …and I’m just gonna say it. Today is special… …and I just gotta say it. I am losing my patience… …so I just gotta say it. Hey you! What’s with that table cloth?! It’s hanging out a couple of centimeters! This is event exhibition space… …can’t you follow the rules right? Hmm? Oh sorry about that. I’ll be more careful. This half assed reply… …simply does not amuse me. Hey you! Your attitude is kinda disappointing. If we want to have a fun event together You gotta listen to the advice of the other con goers! You should meditate on that. Erm… When we applied together for a shared space whatever outstanding issues had already been discussed… …I don’t know what is it you want, but I would appreciate it if you would not be a nuisance. Wha? What did you say?! Hey! What’s your problem? That’s my line. What’s your problem? Have you been listening to me? It does not interest me in the slightest. I got just one thing on my mind… …and I’m just gonna say it. Today is special… …and I just gotta say it. I am losing my patience… …so I just gotta say it. YOOO~~ The Marisa’s so back in the house. What’s this tension? You cats been fighting? Somehow this water cooler chat has gone some place. Mind telling me what’s going on? I never knew you were doing a combined application! Eh? You mean not telling you was bad? If your circle was going to do a collaboration, you promised I would be involved. Since when did you start doing this, and why of all people are you doing it with the hikiko girl? You’ve been full of complaints about this and that, but even if they were true… It’s not like I flounced in here for some silly reason like reading books. You really should know I’ve been entangled here against my will. It’s really deep, seriously annoying. The wound is deep and scary so scary. To press other people’s circles like that is to come and cause trouble. Are you not aware? Hey! Just what’s your problem? That’s my line. What’s your problem? You think I can just let that slide? No, do you think I’m taking this? I got just one thing on my mind… …and I’m just gonna say it. I will settle this today… …so I’m just gonna say it. Because this is the day… …I’m just gonna say it. Oi! Oi! Stop it you guys! Fighting’s no good, it sucks! To us in the magic genre, respect is important. Appreciation for each other is best for the creative experience. There’s nothing good in making enemies. All right! Here’s something good! Say OHHH~! Say OHHH~! Oh come on guys… Stuff it. What you say might just be very dignified… …but half the content on this copy was taken directly from my grimoire without permission yes? I just saw it though. What? You do that sort of stuff? Is that why everyone says your’s is a cribbing circle? I was only borrowi- NO. YOU. DON’T. We’re not referring to that! FUUUUUUUUU!!! Hey! Just what’s your problem? Quite right. Just what’s your problem? You think I’m just gonna let that slide? Yeah. You think I’m just gonna take that? I got just one thing on my mind… …so I’m just gonna say it. Today is special… …and I just gotta say it. I am losing my patience… …so I just gotta say it. It’s gotta be from my lips… …so I’m just gonna say it. I got just one thing on my mind… …so I’m just gonna say it. I will settle this today… …so I’m just gonna say it. Because this is the day… …I’m just gonna say it. It’s gotta be from my lips… …so I’m just gonna say it.

43 thoughts on “【Touhou】Shiu UNITED Extreme Alice Assault Arc 【Translated】

  1. This gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I really don't like rap, but I can't stop listening XD. THX for the upload!

  2. @TheHamhamman i mean Lyrics….not captions….. i want to try singing it… but i'm to lazy to read hiragana/katakana

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