Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible. Epic Rap Battles of History

Alexander The Great Ivan The Terrible Look alive crème de la Kremlin’s arriving try to serve Ivan no surviving you are a land rover, I am a land expander here to hand you your first loss Alexander In school you like Aristotle smack you harder than you hit that bottle you are nothing but an overrated lush I will crush you I am the first tsar of all of Russia You are an asshole with an anastole I am the heaven sent divine and holy or you’ll get a huge sack like Novgorod hey fella swell diss but now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella pissed stepping up’s foolish as well as useless little Vasilyevich let me spell out the list I brought foes to their knees in Phoenicia

100 thoughts on “Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. I just googled how did Catherine the great died and apparently by a stroke, but rumors spread that she died from having sex…..WITH A HORSE.
    When the "I heard you like going on the sattle was a sex joke that she was always having sex (a hoe joke) but no

  2. "it takes a russians to defeat a russian" i realised that almost everytime russia has been beaten is when it fell into civil war

  3. A more apt title for this would be 'Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great vs Frederick the Great vs Pompey the Great vs Catherine the Great'

  4. You should do Micha bell vs Ivan the Terrible. If you guys got anyone Better to go up against Mika better to go up against MICHA tell me plz

  5. Yea, Fredrick won lol Catherine was pretty damn good too. “That horse story is a pile of shit” She died of stroke. Fredrick died in his sleep.

  6. Am I the only one who thinks that even though catherine was obviously made to win this fight, ivan's "I hear you enjoy the saddle" line was pretty damn devastating

  7. What about Scott Cawthon vs William Afton or Sakurai or someone from a big game company
    SCP-173 vs Venus de Milo/the Thinker
    Crash Bandicoot vs Banjo and Kazooie
    Charlie Brown vs James Brown

  8. Alexander was poisoned

    Fredrick Suddenly died on a chair

    Pompey's head was slain

    Ivan was dissed by Catherine

  9. THAT DANK FLUTE SOLO DAMN HE WAS DOING SO WELL AND ESTROYS THE COMPETITION THEN HE DIES ON THE CHAIR. But historically speaking during the seven years war Frederick was fighting against Austria, Russia, Sweeden and France all by himself while portugal and britain were fighting spain and france on the other sidenof the world. He managed to knock out all the other powers but he simply didnt have enough troops and after 9 years or 7 years depends who your asking Fredericks capital Berlin was finally occupied by the Russians… Then the empress dies and her adopted son is a moron and lets Freddie go cause he is a fanboy and then… His wife catherine overthrows him and since Freddie helped Catherine earlier and knew her personally when she was younger and was the only one nice to her he was able to use his charisma to end the war and keep Silesia. Later him and his legacy ends the Polish Lithuanian Empire. Ya um that too.

  10. Me at an average middle school girl sleepover:

    Girl: omg! Who's your celebrity crush!?

    Girl 2: omg I love shawn Mendes!

    Girl 2: OMG I love Kendrick lamar#

    Me: Have you heard of the flute bustin prussian.

  11. Alexander and frederick were pawns trying to revive catherane and Pompey sacrificed his life to make catherane and that put him in checkmate.
    He died in the middle of a game of chess

  12. how in the name of satans left nipple did i get this reccomended to me on the side after watching videos about Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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