Gentlemen! Communist renegade Vladymir von Rootintutin has stolen a nuclear warhead from the Irish and he’s now holding the President hostage a the White House. Our mission is to eliminate von Rootintutin, secure the nuke, and save the President. We will commence the attack as soon as our helicopter pilot shows up. [Pvt.] You guys ready to fly?! [Cpt.] Who’re you? [Pvt.] I’m the helicopter pilot! [Cpt.] No you aren’t, Private! Get out of the cockpit! [Pvt.] I am now, sir! I beat the other guy to it! [Sgt.] I know where this is going, Captain! See you guys later! [Cpt.] Sgt! Get back here…Hey! What’re you doing?! [Pvt.] It’s okay! I found the thingy! Here we go!