EVERY ELEVATOR EVER


Every Elevator Ever Oh can you hold that please, oh yeah sure *Weird crunching noise* Phew that was a close one, sure *awkward chuckles* Every Elevator Ever Oh Never mind you’re not gonna get in no really it’s fine. I’ll just wait for the next elevator. It shouldn’t be too long Oh, you’re just gonna waste our time by making us stop on this floor And then you’re not even gonna get on, okay fine fine. I’ll squeeze in okay. Ahhh! Dude, can’t you see there’s no room? Why you got to be such a greedy ass h*e you are so inconsiderate Can you pick a floor already, okay geez? Basement *whining* Every Elevator ever Hey, what would you do if the elevator just broke down and we got stuck in here? Anytime I entered in closed space. I have a game plan on how to get out It’s like a carefully calculated escape route the most important thing is to remember to remain calm mmm nice Ahh! Panic! Panic! *screaming* *screaming* This is the poop corner! This is the peeing corner This is the peeing corner! *more screaming* Wheeee, feels like I’m on a rollercoaster Hey All right Charles, this is your chance just say hi no no that’s stupid Just tell her a joke do I even know any jokes forget about it about to say a word to her Just any combination of words just say something right now stupid Hey, um, so I know this might be a little forward, but would you want to maybe you go out with me? I-I would love to This elevator music is lit Small talk small talk, so I’m pretty sure your name is Paul, but I don’t actually know it So I’m just gonna call you man. That’s perfect because I should know your name is Will, but I know so I’ma just call you brother. What’s up, brother. Hey man. How’s the wife doing? Oh, man? We divorced about two months ago But to spare you the guilt of not knowing I’ma just smile and say fine, we fine. How’s words going for you I actually was just laid off but to avoid the awkwardness of dropping bat-bomb I’m gonna say work, going good. Cool now. let’s agree which day of the week it is Friday, Friday! Heheheheheheheheh Excuse me watch out for my dog Whoa hold that door. Uh, yeah, you got it, man. Yeah, thank you tryi-. Yeah, just keep holding the door.Please! I’m pressing the button I’m really pressing it really hard.I’m pressing it. Please hold that door! I am doing everything I can.Hold that door! Open! Hey Open! I’m doing everything I can! Ahh…Perfect. I never know what the stars are for. Uh excuse me. Oh go ahead, I can’t um, would you mind just stepping out for a second? Why this isn’t my floor what you want me to get stuck on the second floor? No you can just get back in Wait no no no NOOOOOO!!!!! bing. *FART* *FART* *NASTY FART* *ALOT OF FARTS* (OMG!!) (WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!) (im scared) So you guys Friday, yeah Yo, thank you guys so much for watching our video if you want to watch every airport ever click the box on the left and To watch every game store ever click the box on the right hey y’all remember to always go up. Don’t go down

100 thoughts on “EVERY ELEVATOR EVER

  1. THE CRAP why wasn't there a fart scene, you know where someone farts in the elevator but doesn't admit it and everyone can smell it

  2. Elevator comes
    People: your not even getting on
    Person: gets on
    People : ugh can’t you see there’s no room
    Me: you told him to get on
    Person picks Basement
    People moan
    Me what’s wrong with the basement
    Like if I should make more πŸ‘πŸ»

  3. You should’ve added when there is a dog in the elevator the person is scared of it cause it’s so close to each other.

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  5. I ❀️ The farting part πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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