Family Guy – Brian Takes Anal Pills


“We now return to yet another, Indiana Jones movie.” Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? Elderly potheads, why did it have to be elderly potheads? Is everyone warm in here? Is it warm? Brian, are you feeling alright? Yeah, I’m fine it just seems kind of… *throws up* Oh my God! Uh, Lewis, your dog threw up. Peter, Brian’s clearly not feeling well, you gotta take him to the vet. Unbelievable. Brian throws up once and you rush into the vet. I was throwing up all night last night. Good start, keep it up snack pack. Peter you gotta take him now! really. I- I- I got more energy than a cruise ship conga line. I’m very sick from Lobster. Brian your bloodwork shows that your liver isn’t functioning properly. Would you happen to be a drinker? Well, I don’t know if I’d label myself a drinker. I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn. There were three lies in that sentence. Well you have Mickey Mantle’s disease. Now the most obvious step would simply be to stop drinking. Orrrr? Well, we do have these pills that may correct the enzyme and balance in your liver. Yeah that one, okay. I’ll be in the waiting room barking at the fish in the tank. All right, Mr. Griffin these pills will clear up Brian’s condition, but unfortunately they only come in suppository form. It means they have to be inserted into the patient’s anus. Oh,your a deady doctor arent you? you’ll need to administer these pills, because no dog ever voluntarily takes a suppository Well one in ten does. Brian have you ever heard of Lou Gehrig’s disease? *gasps* Oh, no? Well you have Mickey Mantle’s disease. Now the most obvious step would simply be to stop drinking. Orrrr? Well, we do have these pills that may correct the enzyme and balance in your liver. Yeah that one, okay. What. Wait.. what? Oh no, no no no no no no no no, that is not happening! No no no no, I do not go the butt way. Okay, Uh- It means they have to be inserted into the patient’s anus. Oh- ho. Oh,your a deady doctor arent you? Mr. Griffin, I’m not joking or a doctor. Now you’ll need to administer these pills, because no dog ever voluntarily takes a suppository Well one in ten does. Oh, I know the one: Brian’s cousin Jasper. His bum looks like that guy with a hundred cigarettes in his mouth. All right Brian. It’s time for you to take one of these pills from the vet Oh, yeah Right can we do what we normally do where you roll it up in a piece of cheese like you’re fooling me yeah I guess but then you’re gonna have cheese in your ass What. Wait.. what? Yeah, the doctor said I gotta give you these pills the butt way. Oh no, no no no no no no no no no, that is not happening! No no no no, I do not go the butt way. Look, I know, it sounds a little rough but why don’t we start with a gentle massage of the area and see how you feel? Peter get away from my ass! Bri- Brian! No! Huh. Guess I’m just gonna have to take him by surprise. Shouldn’t be too hard. After all I used to be a “Pete In The Box”… *gasps* Uh! Ah! Uh! Goes the wheezle! Alright, if I’m gonna give Brian his medicine I should probably watch that old episode of “Lassie” where Timmy has to give her a supository. *barking* “What’s that lassie? You feel sick? What’s wrong girl?” *barking* A suposi- what? What am I supposed to do with it? *barking* Gosh, I- well, if you’re in that much pain, I- I guess… Okay. *dog noises* You were lying? You weren’t feeling sick? I don’t understand? Why did you want me to do this? *barking* *clapping* What? He was in on it? It was just a prank? You guys are gross! No, no no no Brian, no no, you win, you win. I quit. It’s your liver, you do whatever you want. Well thank you. Yes it is my liver and I don’t want to take that pill. Fine, we’re both in agreement. Let’s just both watch TV, and nothing else. Sounds good to me. I’m glad you think it sounds good. Ah. It’s nice to watch TV when you have nothing else to do isn’t it? Yeah. Get over here you idiot! Ah! Peter, what the hell! I’m still in charge of you! Stop it! I’m a human! Get away from me! This is for your own benefit so just go limp and stay- You touch my ass I swear to God I’ll kill ya’! Ah! *biting* Ah! Wha- what the hell? You- you bit me! You’re damn right I did! And I’ll do it again if you don’t stay the hell away from my ass! But Brian the vet said- *growling* Yai! Wow! Where did that come from? God that was so intense! I feel more powerful than a lesbian’s crotch! Oh sorry ma’am, we don’t valet motorcycles. Huh. Don’t need to.

100 thoughts on “Family Guy – Brian Takes Anal Pills

  1. I've posted many comments. Some I'm sure would've gotten dislikes. So my question Youtube, is why the dislike thumb when the totals are shown like the likes?

  2. Brian was way out of line biting Peter considering they pay for all his vet bills and he is the biggest freeloader in the series. he got off easy going to obedience school. Peter could have taken him into the woods for a little hunting accident or make Brian live with Quagmire. Brian is a dog he needs to shut up and do what his owners tell him as it is for his own good, make him take his medicine peacefully and get him neutered to stop him from getting in trouble with so many different women. if bad dog behavior continues make him wear a shock collar, the reason Brian gets away with so much crap is cause nobody except Quagmire puts their foot down to properly train him so he thinks his behavior is okay.

  3. To me. I think peter is not the bad guy here. Brian won't take his pills and that would damage his health. Peter was trying to give brian pills for his health

  4. The ironic thing is, a lesbians crotch doesnt need to be that powerful in real life…nothing goes up in there… but LIES! o>O lol

  5. I don't know how cross-cultural this is but all I could think of was my Spanish father when Peter said Lois YOUR dog just threw up. When it's something good it's the husband's but it's something bad it's the wife's.

  6. REASON, EMOTION & TRUTH:

    NEVER, NEVER BE INVOLVED WITH A WOMEN
    THAT DOESN'T OBEY THE COMMANDMENTS OF KING JESUS CHRIST ! ! ! *Watch
    the video documentary called 'FALSE GODS OF OUR TIME'. If women do not
    believe that God is watching everything they do, then women will think
    they are not accountable to anyone and will keep lying to men, cheating
    on men, stealing from men & also they will keep murdering their own
    babies! Most women give into their Satanic nature they inherited
    thousands of years ago from Eve in the Garden of Eden when Eve and Adam
    inherited Satan's evil nature by disobeying God. *The HOLY BIBLE (the
    Word of GOD) says people that do not obey his commandments are the
    children of the Devil. > Sad fact. “Know ye not that the unrighteous
    shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither
    fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers
    of themselves with mankind." ~HOLY BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 6:9

  7. I think I prefer the Robot Chicken version.
    I hate snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
    I hate ssome dudess ballsss. Why did it have to be ssome dudess ballsss?

  8. I don't get why Peter didn't just take Brian to the vet and make it clear that If he didn't take his pills either by doing it himself or letting somebody else put it in for him that he'd have the vet put him down but I guess if they did the most obvious solution they wouldn't have a episode huh.

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