‘Not My Type’: Trump’s Unconvincing Sexual Assault Denial


OVER THE WEEKEND, COLUMNIST
E. JEAN CARROLL ACCUSED DONALD TRUMP OF SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HER
23 YEARS AGO IN A BERGDORF GOODMAN DRESSING ROOM. AND YESTERDAY, TRUMP GAVE A VERY
VERY BAD REASON WHY HE’S INNOCENT, TELLING A REPORTER,
“I’LL SAY IT WITH GREAT RESPECT: NUMBER ONE, SHE’S NOT MY TYPE. NUMBER TWO, IT NEVER HAPPENED. IT NEVER HAPPENED, OKAY?”
SO, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN BECAUSE SHE’S NOT HIS TYPE. THAT IS THE SOUND OF A MAN
REALIZING IN MID-SENTENCE THAT HE’S NOT TALKING TO BILLY BUSH. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS STORY DIDN’T GET A LOT OF COVERAGE WHEN IT FIRST BROKE. FOR EXAMPLE, “THE NEW YORK
TIMES,” ORIGINALLY BURIED THE STORY IN THE BOOKS SECTION. WHICH IS SMART– THEY KNEW IT
WAS THE ONE PLACE THE PRESIDENT WOULD NEVER LOOK. THEN, THEN–
( APPLAUSE ) THEN THERE’S OUR FRIENDS AT THE
“NEW YORK POST,” WHICH RAN A STORY ABOUT
POST,” WHICH RAN A STORY ABOUT E. JEAN CARROLL, THAT WAS
MYSTERIOUSLY SCRUBBED FROM THE TABLOID’S WEBSITE ON FRIDAY
AFTERNOON. NOBODY KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
LINK UNTIL TODAY, WHEN IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE “POST” EDITOR
IS A SUPPORTER OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AND ORDERED THE REMOVAL OF
THE STORY. ( BOOING )
SO THEY DELETED THE ARTICLE TO PROTECT TRUMP. IF THE “POST” HAD A HEADLINE
ABOUT ITSELF IT WOULD BE: “PROPAGAN-DON! ‘POST’ PLAYS DEFENSE FOR SEX
CRIME.” SO IT’S GONE. IT’S GONE NOW. AND IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK
NOW, IT JUST GOES TO A PAGE THAT SAYS, “404 ERROR: INTEGRITY NOT
FOUND.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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