Red vs. Blue S8 Tex fights Reds and Blues in awesome action sequence | Rooster Teeth

red vs blue SO COOL F.I.L.S.S.: Alarm, security breach, level Alpha. All personnel, report for duty. This is not a drill. SIMMONS: Run! GRIF: Oh crap! Where is she?
SIMMONS: I don’t wanna die! CABOOSE: Sheila, we have to help them. F.I.L.S.S.: Help who? – The Reds! Tex is attacking them, we have to stop her. – Stop Agent Texas? Oh no, absolutely not. We should never interfere with an ongoing battlefield simulation test. Our job is to observe and document. bb – But she’ll kill them. – Oh, that would be wonderful! What a successful test. SARGE: We need to keep moving, men. Come on, double time. Hell I’d settle for single time. – Maybe we should just fight. I’m afraid she’s gonna start picking us off one by– –one! OMG SIMMONS: Ow! god NO Oh man, forget this. I need to get a bigger weapon. SIMMONS: Caboose, help us! – How? The computer won’t let me. She’s mean! This place is filled with mean ladies. – Push some buttons, I don’t know! – Buttons!? Oh man, I love buttons! Beep bup bup boop beep bup boop. – Wow. That actually worked perfectly. Thanks! – Great! How the heck did I do that? GRIF: Ow! Hey Simmons, what the hell is going on in there? – You gotta help us! Do you know how to use that thing? – My sword? Fuck yeah I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish-swish-stab? It’s a fuckin’ sword dude, it’s not a fighter jet. – Just come and help me. Wait, wait, wait–! WTW tex GRIF: O-ho o-ho. TUCKER: Hey Sweet Cheeks! Remember me? Step away from the idiot! SIMMONS: Oh God, please don’t let her see me. TUCKER: Huh? CABOOSE: Yes! I saved Tucker! Oh, wait… I saved Tucker. Caboose, what are you doing? You’re messing up my plan with Simmons. I was supposed to distract her for him. You ratted me out, you son of a bitch! Oh shit! Oh shit! TUCKER: That was awesom–ow! CABOOSE: Um, can we use turrets on her or, some explodey fiery thing? F.I.L.S.S.: That would be outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols. I cannot do that. GRIF: What do we do Sarge? – I don’t know, I’ve never hit a girl in my life. SIMMONS: Yeah, I noticed. Try harder! GRIF: Hah! SIMMONS: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU- –UUCK! OMG GRIF GRIF: Ha-how! Oh no, Grif! GRIF: Yipe!
– [click] Private Grif, you should be ashamed of yourself.
– [repeated clicks] We’ve run out of ammo again! That’s your responsibility!
– [repeated clicks] – [click]
Huh. I guess this is the first time my laziness has ever saved my–oof! SOLP it TEX PZ Protect me, cone! SIMMONS: Ow! OMG tex solp it pz SIMMONS: Watch it!
GRIF: You watch it! You idiots, let me show you how it’s done. GRIF: Nice demonstration, Sarge.
– Ah, shut up. SIMMONS (hushed): Hey guys, look up there. Uuh, what? Hey Caboose! Remember when I said not to help me? Forget that, I need you to help me. Right now! What holds up that crate? F.I.L.S.S.: Mechanical controls are on the left side of the console. I can’t believe that worked! nop …Aw fuck, that didn’t work! – I knew that would not work. Agent Tex is a bit of a badass. GRIF: We gotta get out of here!
SIMMONS: We’ll be crushed! TUCKER: Don’t worry guys, I got this. SWISH! GRIF: Ow! GRIF: We were crushed. Aw fuckberries. Tex, can you–oh! Alright. You know what, that’s it. Come here. Oh thank God, thought I was a goner Sarge, where are you? Rrr, what happened? I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated. Swish–fuck! Swoosh–fah! Ah, stab–God dammit! Gah! Oh come on! TUCKER: O-aow, bullshit! GRIF: Whoa, did you see that?
SIMMONS: How would I have missed that? What’s the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don’t worry, it happens to everybody. Well, not me but… TUCKER: Ow! Ow!
SARGE: That rocket launcher’s one of the older models, right?
SIMMONS: Yeah. – That means it’s got heat-seeking. Now lock on and let her rip!
TUCKER: Ahow! I didn’t know that was there! – Oh right, I forgot about that.
TUCKER: Ow, holy crap, you just don’t know how to use it– –bitch! o sot… [coughing] Damn it! I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it? GRIF: There she is! Huh? SARGE: Get her!
SIMMONS: Wait, guys… Ow, come on! I’m not Tex, I’m a Blue! I’m not the one you’re fighting. Leave me the fuck alone! GRIF (tired): Kicking’s hard! (muffled) Why are you hitting me, I’m not Tex! SIMMONS: Sarge, hold on, hold on!
– Hm? SIMMONS: I think that’s Tucker, not Tex. See I told you! Ow, you fucker! Why’d you do that?
– Meh, force o’ habit. Man you guys are n–ah–
– Hey, watch it–whoa– TUCKER: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa–!
GRIF: Don’t fall in the– GRIF: Hold still, hold still, I can see her. She’s right over there by the other– GRIF: Uh oh.
TUCKER (whispering): Grif, I see her. OMG WTW TEX IS meen – What is your problem with my balls? – Whoa, who-whoa, hawhoa! Aw crap. O-ho, wow, right into the mount, huh? O-hoa, not even gonna buy dinner? Come on, I like your style. Simmons, what’re you waiting for? – They look the same, Which one do I shoot? TUCKER: Ahow, shoot the one who’s winning dumbass! GRIF: Ow.
SIMMONS: Grif! Watch it!
GRIF: Uh-huh-huh. TUCKER: Ahoww, ow.
SARGE: Wow, knocked the black right off ya. TUCKER: That’s racist. SARGE: You’re all clear Simmons, now shoot her! Fire in the hole! TUCKER: Are you fucking kidding me? Run! GRIF: Oh God! Oh God, not my ba– Oh thank God. I thought I was– FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED! ??? GRIF: Ooaaah! OMG PORE GRIF Why won’t you just kill me? CHURCH: Hey Tex! HE BACK How ’bout you pick on somebody your own size?

76 thoughts on “Red vs. Blue S8 Tex fights Reds and Blues in awesome action sequence | Rooster Teeth

  1. OMG, I forgot how over the top funny RvB was! I haven’t watched RvB in years and it still has me LMAO! Thank you RT!

  2. ¨Caboose! Help us!¨
    ¨Ḧow?! The computer won´t let me! She´s mean! This place is filled with mean ladies!¨

  3. WW2 (pre pearl harbour) colourised

    Tex: Axis
    Sarge: East Europe
    Grif: West Europe
    Simmons: British Commonwealth
    Caboose: America
    Tucker: Russia

  4. i miss old school rooster teeth, i dont hate it now but i only watch RWBY and RVB whenever they come out, i used to be a big fan of all there youtube stuff, but over the years it just felt more and more stale…maybe thats what getting old is like, i dont know.

  5. I love how they make fun of caboose for wearing old armor but it save him from being frozen and caboose is the only on Tex kind of likes so she never hurts him

  6. When sarge said she knock the black right off of you I just remembered that tucker is actually black if you didn’t know that

  7. I randomly found this video one day without ever having see red vs blue. A friend of mine had told me about it but I was never interested. Until after this fight. The fight made me want to watch the entire series and I’m very happy about that

  8. “Here we have is a Karen refused to see the manager. And we also have 4 employees trying to stop her.”

  9. “O-ho, wow, right into the mount, huh? O-hoa, not even gonna buy dinner? Come on, I like your style”
    I died from laughter

  10. You have to realise that this is basically what the reds and blues where made for. Their only job in the military was litterally to act like training bots for freelancers.

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